I Am Begging the Washington Post to Please Let Me Stop Mocking Them

<![CDATA[    The Washington Post needs to stop. The paper has been destroyed at the hands of owner Jeff Bezos, who has fired half the staff and changed the editorial direction. The former employees of the paper have to stop demanding their jobs back, and former columnists and editors need to stop doing their performative I-Am-Special routines online. ]]>