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<![CDATA[Here’s an idea for a big-budget action-adventure movie: A young, plucky American expat is boozing away in the Himalayas, relying on her wits (and liver) to survive. Her father died, and she’s all on her own. Then — completely out of the blue — her long-lost lover (and her father’s ex-colleague) returns. Soon, her business burns to the ground, bad guys chase them halfway around the world; she’s kidnapped (twice) but escapes, and the two rekindle their romance. Then, in the climax, the face of God is revealed — all the bad guys are punished — and she lives happily ever after in the United States.]]>