The Morning Briefing: We've Finally Found Something That United America. Sort Of.

<![CDATA[Happy Monday, Morning Briefing readers! I know what you're thinking. She promised Kruiser would be back on Monday. I did, and I apologize. The thing is, he and Skeeter came back from the retreat all relaxed and rested, but they got this crazy idea to try to open the nation's first farm-to-table Waffle House, and they were up for 48 hours planning and scheming. It was a whole thing. ]]>