The Morning Briefing: Here's an Idea — Let's Just Redistrict Democrats Out of the U.S.

<![CDATA[Happy Friday, Morning Briefing readers! Well, friends, I thought Kruiser would be back today, but we've run into a little problem. Last I heard, he'd sealed the deal on the pontoon boat, but he and Skeeter somehow ended up at a Jimmy Buffett-themed wellness retreat, involving sunset conga-line therapy, aggressively positive ukulele music, and several "gurus" who look like they're one missed rent payment away from living in the marina parking lot. ]]>